MoM Dictionary...Holiday Edition

How about another round of definitions we all know and love as Stay at Home Bitches, but this time lets get into the holiday spirit.

Christmas: 1. Candy, hot chocolate, lots and lots of activities, crafts, housework, cooking, and a very long break from sanity school.

Holiday party: A party(more like nightmare) you volunteer to put together, cook for, and otherwise take time out of your life to put together, that in ten minutes is demolished,  resulting in sugar highed kindergartners.

New Years: Once this was a magical night full of midnight kisses and champagne, but now consists of fireworks viewed on the flat screen and apple cider.

Presents: A couple of expensive housewares you don't normally buy, come on Kuerig!!

Santa: The best thing about December unless your kid is old then I am sorry but I hope the ride was good while it lasted.

December:  The month of madness.

**Disclaimer**These definitions are intended for humor although based in reality.

I actually love this time of year more than any other, the magic and sparkle in my kids eyes when they visit Santa or when they spot a huge light display while we are running errands is why I love being a mom. Happy Holidays from Stay at Home Bitch!