Sunday, October 5, 2014

Adventures of living with Grandma {an introduction}

So, my grandma has been through a lot in the past two years, losing her husband, father, and daughter all within a 10 month period, living a year with no health insurance, having her house foreclosed, and having to move and downsize to a smaller apartment. Only to end up living with her grandaughter (me) in a small bedroom surrounded by energetic stinky boys. Although this post started out depressing, this series of posts are about all the crazy things she says and does, while living with me, enjoy!

Talking about the new study claiming that thigh gaps have nothing to do with weight, but how close togther a womens pelvis is, which directly correlates with how tight or loose, a womens vagina is.

Me: well this study basically says if you have a thigh gap your pelvis is farther apart and therefore your vagina is looser.

Grandma: Well, I must have one really tight vagina then.

Me: Wow.

Sincerely,

Stay at home bitch