MoM Dictionary

I have been thinking about this for awhile, words have a completely different meaning when you are a Stay at Home Bitch. People without kids use these totally different! Some of these I have seen and some I have come up with. I hope you thoroughly enjoy myself making fun of this crazy lifestyle we SAHB choose to live.

Cartoons: the only thing that saves your sanity and gives you a break

Baby: referring to any child of yours at any age when they are being sweet.

Playdates: A social time for both moms and kids, which includes, chasing, yelling, sitting for as long as possible, and comparing notes.

Cleaning: Something that never ends and is always reversed in a timely manner.

Compliment: Something another mom gives you when she is green with envy about a particular awesome thing you or your child did.

Complaint: Anything you or a fellow mom says about a husband.

The Child/Misery Ratio: The more kids you have the worse I feel for you.

Tantrum: The worst thing that happened in your day

Epic Tantrum: The scariest most embarrassing thing that will ever happen to you.

Moms Night Out: MNO: Very important time you spend doing anything that gets you out of your house and away from your family.

Appointment: A necessary evil which includes taking any combo of your children to a place they are afraid of so they can scream and cry and be deemed healthy.

Single mom: A freaking Saint!

**Disclaimer**These definitions are intended for humor although based in reality. Have any you would like to share???